Hello, singles! If you had been trying to avoid Valentine’s Day, need not worry! We are bringing you a good news. You don’t have to hide out in your room while other couples make merry today. You are only single if you make it out to be so. For there’s a lot you can do even though you’re not lucky enough to get a partner.
All singles you just have to enter Pornhub. It is the answer to all your woes. The balm to your wounded libido.
The largest – apparently everyone’s favourite – pornography provider is providing you something truly interesting. However, the offer is valid only for today, so make sure you make the most of it.
The pornographic website has also vowed to give its ‘Premium’ content FREE for Valentine’s Day. Get the most of it, singles!
As per Pornhub’s 2017 insights, last year’s Valentine’s Day saw their website traffic increase by 308 percent. This shows that there were a lot of folks out there going for it and reaching for the tissues.
Surprisingly, the country that gave them maximum boost was Chile, followed by Mexico, Peru, Columbia, and Ecuador. and the terms they looked up were ‘Cherub’ (which is quite disturbing tbh), ‘Valentine’ and ‘love’ (aww).
Come on, India! You can really turn the tide in your favour this year!
You still have 5 hours left before this day ends. Because your situation is beyond last minute and you won’t get a date now, this is the best deal you can avail. And it’s free. What else do you want?