Ladies, are you tired of your boyfriend? His endless expectations? Has he overstayed his welcome? Do you want to move on to another man and you just don’t know how? Here are some ways to ditch your boy friend:
Complain and never stop complaining– whenever he buys you gifts, helps you around the house or does anything to please you, just complain. Tell him he isn’t doing it right and he never does anything right. Tell him that you just don’t know why you put up with him because he is just not good with anything.
Ask him about your body weight– whenever you buy a new pair of skinny jeans or whatever tight fitting dress you like, ask him how you look in it. Ask him if it looks fat on you, if he says yes, cry so hard that he’d wish he never talked and if he says no, accuse him of lying. Just make sure no matter the answer he gives you, you make him feel bad for it.
Belittle his profession– this works better when you are at an event. Tell everyone (while he is there) how great their jobs are and say something like “oh you’re a pharmacist! That’s such a fantastic job, considering Kelvin here is a writer. I wonder what he does all day because his salary is ridiculous…â€
Urge him to help you around the house and then whine about it– Tell him he placed the pots wrong and didn’t clean the sink well enough. Even when he does it right, make sure you make him realise he didn’t do it right.
Flirt– flirt with every guy, from the hot sales boy to the doctor. Talk to other men and tell him how hot they are and how hot he isn’t. Tell him you would prefer to be with any of those guys, anyone but him.